what? are you as cool as anny? i thought not...

So I went to the beach the other day with a couple of friends.
The usual stuff happened, like getting buried in the sand and being transformed into a transvestite mermaid, to shooing away pesky seagulls who pick through your beach bags and rip open your only bag of cheese nips.
It was so much fun. The water was so cold that if you stayed in it longer than five minutes your legs would go numb and then you would be fine to swim. We dived into this water! I got burnt on my shoulders but who cares, I was at the beach, and I am really fair skinned so I expect to get burnt.